Naughty Sms
Enjoy every minute of your life by texting naughty sms to your friends and have fun with them. Naughty sms are collected here for your entertainment so, get these and enjoy. Naughty messages are not difficult to find anymore.
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New collection of naughty messages are
Din mai karoge to sust rehoge,
Raat mai karoge to chust rehoge,
Roj karoge to khus rehoge,
Din raat karoge to tandurust rehoge..
What ??
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Sms yar.
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Always start your day with a lot of... S E X S - SMILE E - ENERGY X - XCITEMENT so make S E X a daily habit, and youll always B SUCSEXFUL! In LIFE.
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Exchange naughty sms with your friends everyday by this your day passes good. Sometime it's good to act naughty and forward naughty sms to the people very frank with you. Get the interesting naughty sms from our site.
My Girlfriend is as real as her birthday, February 30th
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7 pages of boys life;
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4- Girl
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What you're looking for??? Confused??
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Empty life'u. .Gal'u come'u!!
Life la reverse'u gearu!!!
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A couple went to a wish-well..
Boy bent down, threw a coin and made a wish..
Girl bent down a little more and fell into the well..
Boy Shouted..
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O My God...!
It works :P
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Relationships nowadays:
First week, I love you baby! .
Second week, we are forever! .
Third week, single.
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Boy: i love you... ?
Girl: hahahahaha :p
Boy: I won't live without you.... :(
Girl: hahahahaha :p
Boy: I will die for you...?
Girl: hahahahaha :p.
Boy: I will gift u a diamond ring...... ?
Girl: OOOOOOOOOO REALLY..? ?
Boy: hahahahahahaha
Hahahahahahahahaha
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A Short thing
It gets Longerrr
wen you hold it
N pass between
women Breasts
N enters into
A hole
What iz it?
one min too think!
Car Seat Belt
you dirty mind.
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Skin meets Skin
Wen iz that
da skin meets skin,
hair meets hair
n balls disappear
dirty mind
its wen
u blink your eyes
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Height Of Request & Daring?
On da frist Night
Wife Request Husband
To Postpone da Night Program
Because She Is Pregnantt
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What Iz da Height Of Kind Heartedness?
Its Me Messaging yoU
Inspite Of D Busy Schedule!
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am I CUTE TEST
call, if i am cute
miss call, if i am gorgeous
Text back if i am pretty
Text a joke if i am charming
Just ignore if your jealous
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Yaar sadi jaan ho
Punjabe ho ya pathaan ho
Coke ho ya shezaan ho
Tusse jo bhe ho sache saddi jaan ho
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Teacher: why are you late?
Student: My dad told me to take our cow to bull.
Teacher(Angrily): Can't your dad to it?
Student: No, only BULL can do it.
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Press down.
down more
deeper
more
YES
ahh
ohh
yes
Almost there!
ooh baby
faster
harder
FEEL GOOD?
mmmm
THAT'S TEXTUAL INTERCOURSE
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He came at night,
He came at night,
explored my body,
got on top of me,
touched me,
he bit, sucked, swalowd,
when he was satisfyed,
he left,
i was hurt,
BLOODY... MOSQUITO !!!!
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Mom Of da Milenium:
A Girl Tells her Mom:
"I Want Some Fresh Air,Can i Go 4 a Walk ?"
Mom: "Alright,But Ask Ur Fresh Air To Leave U Home By 9 PM
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Ek pathan t.v par bomb rakh kar pakistan ka semi final dekh raha tha b.v na pocha k ya bomb kis liya
Pathan:agar ya haar gay to puri team ko bomb sa ura do ga
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