Funny Messages
Make the day of your loved ones by sending them funny messages and making them smile. Here we have a wide variety of funny jokes that will tickle the funny bone of those to whom you send these. Here on allsweetmessages.com we have done our best and collected latest funny facebook status on our site.
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A Girl Checks Her Weight = 58kg .
Removes Sandal = 56.
Then Dupatta = 52
Now Coins Finished.......
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Women are like fruits.
Every woman has her own unique taste and color
The problem is the men,
They seem to love fruit salad.
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For having fun and to enjoy the life, text funny messages to the people around you and make them smile. We have the biggest collection of funny messages that will surely make you laugh out loud. So, read and enjoy.
Whatever you do, always give 100%. Unless you're donating blood.
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A good discussion is like a MINI SKIRT. Short enough to pertain interest and long enough to cover the subject.
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One day Raja and rani decided to send messages to each other by using Pigeon instead of mobile. The very next day pigeon reached raja without any message. He angried and called to rani. She told stupid "This was a missed call"
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Son to his father:
Son: I want to see a monkey
Right now!
Dad: not now son, right now monkey is reading sms
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Boys are so smart Intelligent Careful Honest... Understandable | | but only in JPEG format...
Pathan boht Deir sa apne Hasin mengetar ko dekh rha tha
LRKI Shrma k,
Kya Dekh rhay ho
pathan:
Hum Soch rha tha ka agr tm hmara Ammi hota to hm be KHOBSURAT hota.
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Agr ap ka pichy kuta lg jae to usy serf itna keh daina k main Altaf bhai ka adme hun.
Is tarah kuta ap ka kadam choomta huwa bhag jae ga.
Zubaida apa ka Siyasi tot k
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Hey yoU Know
Which iz da best day to propose a girl.. April 9
yoU Know Why??
If she accept its ur luck
otherwise just tell April Fooll.
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A Boy Was Going With His Girl Friend
Friend Asked : Who Iz She?
Boy : My Cousin.
da Friend Said: Last Year She Was My Cousin.!
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Teacher : ya kon sa tense ha?
''Misbah century bnaey ga ''??
Stu : Future impossi ble tense
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A day iz going to & again.
It iz nice to have a friend like yoU
making my every day seems so great.
Thank yoU my god friend lastly
god night and sweet dreams
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Two devils came in 2 my dreams.
They said,
"We want to disturb some good person."
I recommend them your name.
They said,
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Sorry for disturbing you at this time...
If you are free now,
If you in good mood now,
If you have no work,
Then please delete this message.
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GIRLS GETS 100% MARKS ONLY IN 2 SUBJECTS .......?
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IN MAKEUP & BREAKUP
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A good wife always
forgives her husband
when she's wrong.
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What is *FACEBOOK*?
F=FAKE ID
A=AWARENESS
C=CHEAT
E=EARNESTY
B=(BEST
O=ONE KIND
O=OF
K=KICK)
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A Girl Checks Her Weight = 58kg.
Removes Sandal = 56.
Then Dupatta = 52
Now Coins Finished.......
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A Boy In A Q Behind Her
Said
Ü Carry On"",
I Have Coins!
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