Funny Messages
Make the day of your loved ones by sending them funny messages and making them smile. Here we have a wide variety of funny messages that will tickle the funny bone of those to whom you send these. Funny Messages are not difficult to find anymore. Here we have done our best and collected latest funny facebook status on our site. Read below new Funny text messages and send to anyone you want to send.
New collection of Funny Text Messages are
For having fun and to enjoy the life, text funny messages to the people around you and make them smile. We have the biggest collection of funny messages that will surely make you laugh out loud. So, read and enjoy.
Whatever you do, always give 100%. Unless you're donating blood.
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A good discussion is like a MINI SKIRT. Short enough to pertain interest and long enough to cover the subject.
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One day Raja and rani decided to send messages to each other by using Pigeon instead of mobile. The very next day pigeon reached raja without any message. He angried and called to rani. She told stupid "This was a missed call"
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Son to his father:
Son: I want to see a monkey
Right now!
Dad: not now son, right now monkey is reading sms
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Boys are so smart… Intelligent… Careful… Honest... Understandable… | | but only in JPEG format...
Pathan boht Deir sa apne Hasin mengetar ko dekh rha tha
LRKI Shrma k,
Kya Dekh rhay ho
pathan:
Hum Soch rha tha ka agr tm hmara Ammi hota to hm be KHOBSURAT hota.
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Agr ap ka pichy kuta lg jae to usy serf itna keh daina k main Altaf bhai ka adme hun.
Is tarah kuta ap ka kadam choomta huwa bhag jae ga.
Zubaida apa ka Siyasi tot k
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Hey yoU Know
Which iz da best day to propose a girl.. April 9
yoU Know Why??
If she accept its ur luck
otherwise just tell April Fooll.
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A Boy Was Going With His Girl Friend
Friend Asked : Who Iz She?
Boy : My Cousin.
da Friend Said: Last Year She Was My Cousin.!
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Teacher : ya kon sa tense ha?
''Misbah century bnaey ga ''??
Stu : Future impossi ble tense
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A day iz going to & again.
It iz nice to have a friend like yoU
making my every day seems so great.
Thank yoU my god friend lastly
god night and sweet dreams
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